Oh, so you've met him. I'm only assuming an Original vampire is exactly what it sounds like. But Scott's a little bit... yeah. Slow. He never did thank me for getting him a smoking hot girlfriend, making him incredibly popular while simultaneously curing him of his asthma. AKA, you know. Making him the hero of where I'm from.
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Thirty dead vampires. Puts my 100% justified killing spree to shame. Well done.
Also, can we please somehow avoid the inevitable likelihood that your Mr. Lockwood and my Mr. McCall start a similarly swimming friendship? Because I'm literally wincing at the idea of twice as many teenagers being on my case.
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[ These two are literally on the same page. ]
Thirty dead vampires. Puts my 100% justified killing spree to shame. Well done.
Also, can we please somehow avoid the inevitable likelihood that your Mr. Lockwood and my Mr. McCall start a similarly swimming friendship? Because I'm literally wincing at the idea of twice as many teenagers being on my case.